and i said it was human nature to be violent sometimes. take things we want, hurt, etc. and you wouldnt budge. so i just took a dump in your pillow case and left it at that. and i said HUMANS ARE NOT VIOLENT and punched you. and when i woke up, i agreed with you. hah. well, i still don't think humans are instincively violent. they are, but in certain circumstances. it's way too complicated to talk about in aim. this is not a black and white "they are , or they are not". i like asking a girl 'hey do you want to argue about something' and they will say 'uh no' and ill say 'come on lets argue' and shell say 'why? i dont want to..'. hah. i did the 'say seventy' game to a guy at work. this is how it went. that's good. i'm going to do that.
'I bet I can get you to say seventy.". "Seventy?". "uh, that was easy...". haha. it was embarassing. it's seventeen. but you pretend that you said seventy. could work either way though. i say seventy. then ask whats 15+2. SEVENTEEN. HAHA GOTCHA YOU chocolate fondue fountain. then i walk off and dont let them catch up to me. i actually start sprinting. darting through doors and hallways. hah. like in a cartoon sequence. yeah you have to be in good shape to pull that trick off. where people are chasing through a hallway/doors. and they appear in a place where they couldn't possibly be. their head pops up out of the trash. yeah. they go in one door and come out another. and then the ceiling. i just thought of another one. maybe you could say "ok, i'm going to get you to argue with me". and then do your trick. that might be too obvious. and insist that they were just arguing with you. and then as soon as they say "no i wasn't". same as the 70 game in a way. then say "there you just argued" and they'll say "no i didn't". misconstrue something thay say on purpose.
and you say yes you just did you disagreed". when they try to correct you they just lost. irony. and she'll say "disagreeing isn't an arguement. and i'll say yes it is, you definitely argued". then she'll get mad and start an arguement. what a chocolate fondue fountain. you should dump her bro. this guy commented in my thread made me laugh. "Women are stupid. My exgf slapped me and then spit in my chocolate fondue fountaining face. She also thought it was ok to hit me. I never hit her, but dammit I should have popped her in the chocolate fondue fountaining nose and made it bigger than it already was.". oh man. i guess just funny because you can tell hes speaking out of truth. yeah. i wonder what the other side of that story is. what do oyu have to do in orer to have a girl spit in your face and slap you. he said "I bet you can't slap me in the face and spit on me.". hah nice. i did that joke the other day to robin i think. repeat after me "oh , you do know betty blackwell". i forget the exact story. but i told her what someone said to me, and it was really rude and she said 'oh my god what a jerk'. and i said well i didnt even tell you what i said and said something like 'HEY YOU STUPID chocolate fondue fountain I WILL KILL YOU'.
hah. it was funny because she just defended me. wish i could remember the exact sitch. i thin something that helps me when carly does something ditzy or whatever is to try and look at it as cute. where as before i looked at it as stupid. and /or annoying. quirky. rhianna asked me to call things she did that annoyed me or were stupid as 'quirky' it would make her feel better. thats when i slapped that quirky chocolate fondue fountain. haha. she has a good idea. i think the ending i gave to depressinated was funny. just substitute it for something that isn't as offensive. "Girlfriend I'm so depressinated..". oh? i didn't see it. "What's wrong with choo fool?" "Oh nothing, your grammar just really impressinated me". Maybe say another word with the same effect, like.. "Oh nothing, I'm. just impressinated by your wonderful dialect.". hmm. i tihnk either will have the same effect. i think you need a new word to use. not the same. same word different variation. use her same messup but in your own way. they say depressinating. i say depressinated. but you think totally different word huh. yeah when she asks whats wrong. 'nothing just overheard you talking and im super impressinated'. ok.
i'll take that idea. but which of the two sets. depressinated and impressinated. or depressinating and impressinating. 1st. oh hah, i liked the second. both are funny. i just said it in my mind but you might say it diff. i don't think it makes a difference. do yout hink the joke overall is funny. yeah. cool. i'll try it tonight. did you see the tw thread about the two boobs. like which one is better. that artificial colors one with the cakes has been getting laughs. cool. did you do the real zebra bits part?. no looking for it now. yeah. it's a good little follow up. the big laughs is after the word cakes. but then it keeps the laughs going a bit longer to say zebra bits. the one whwere she has the name written on her wrist has been getting huge laughs. and i show her my wrist and it has her name written on it. ha cool, you should record your sets more i like watching em.
